I can only assume they still hand out matches at this place as a way to help you mask the rancid smell coming from the sink behind the bar. If you generally need to light 3-5 matches to cover the smell of a really nasty fart. By my estimations, it would take 8.35 books of lit matches just to put a dent in the rancid odor that overcame me several times during the couse of the night.
Check back for all of the odoriferous details tomorrow!
|The words "sewer" and "smell" come to mind.|