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Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Donate to Scuba Steve's Mustache

I need your help.  And no, not help as in I need bail money to get out of a Guatemalan prison camp (again), I need to raise some money by Friday for charity.

The short story.  I've been growing the first mustache of my life since May 1st to help raise money for a great local cause, and in doing so, it's affected me in several ways. In what ways you ask?  Let me tell you...

M4K Omaha
  • Old ladies at the bingo parlor now clamor for my affections;
  • I've been confused for Robert Goulet more than once this month;
  • Mike McKnight has sued me for copyright infringement;
  • And lastly...until this 'stache is gone...the chances of me getting "lucky" at home are ZERO
My Children Now Fear Me
The Group: Mustaches 4 Kids Omaha. Long story short...for the last few years a group of local dudes get together and drink beer and vow to grow a mustache.  That's pretty much it.  Oh, did I mention that last year they raised more than $200,000 for Make-A-Wish Nebraska?

This year the charity is HETRA. The Heartland Equine Therapeutic Riding Academy was started in 1989 and offers services in Therapeutic Riding, Hippotherapy, Horses for Heroes and Therapeutic Carriage Driving. HETRA is a non-profit 501c3 organization, and is currently the only PATH Premier Accredited Therapeutic Riding center in Nebraska.

All donations are 100% tax deductible and clearly go to a great local cause...so get off those wallets already!

What's In It For You: I know for some, giving is its own reward. But if you're like me, I like the chance to win stuff too. With that in mind, for every $10 you donate you're automatically entered once to win the "Ultimate HitThatDive Swag Bag" worth more than $300 in gift cards, HTD shirts and other assorted hooch-related merchandise.

So, for example, donate $100 like "Party" Marty Simpson and you're now entered 10 times to win. Just for shits and giggles, donate say like $750 and you now are entered 75 times and I'll also give you my dog for keeps.

How Do You Donate: It's so easy even I can do it.  Just click here to go to the M4K donations page. Donate any amount and where it asks "Who's Mustache are you Supporting" just type in the name "Scuba Steve" (That step is very important).

The Ultimate HitThatDive Swag Bag Can Be Yours!
HTD Ultimate Swag Bag:  Contains all of the following:

$200 for Shamrock Limousines (The great people that drove the buses on this year's Spring Stumble)
$25 Bar Tab to the Candlelight Lounge
3 HitThatDive Shirts
3 Jim Beam shirts
2 Hats
Wild Turkey Flip Flops
HTD Koozie
Village Bar license place holder
And last but not least. A flask.

Thank you to the great people who've already donated to an awful-looking mustache but a great cause.

Scuba Steve

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